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Old Enough to Serve in the Military, but Not Old Enough to Buy a Handgun. How Does That Make Sense?

Do you think that 18 years olds should be able to purchase a handgun? By federal law, 18 year olds, who can die for our country, cannot purchase a handgun at a firearms dealer or retail store. Currently, there is an NRA-backed case moving through the Fifth Circuit in the United States Circuit Court of Appeals arguing that the Federal law banning 18 year olds from purchasing a handgun from a licensed FFL dealer or firearms retailer is unconstitutional.

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World’s Ugliest Military Rifles

We were standing around the office the other day talking about guns. I know what you are thinking, that’s a big shock, right? We were discussing how appealing some of the new guns today are looking. The Italians made the ARX-160, the SCAR is a thing a beauty, and nobody has ever looked at a G-36 and said “wow, that’s ugly.” This got us thinking. What are some of the ugliest, most hideous military weapons ever made? We decided to list a few of the guns that only a mother could love.

A Crash Course in Military Jargon

Have you ever been watching a military movie and the characters start spitting out strange jargon that no one except military people would ever understand? If so, here is a crash course in what the heck those guys are talking about. Before we get too far into this, let me be clear that jargon is exactly that, jargon. The meaning of these terms can change from unit to unit and most of these phrases are not official or set in stone. Most of the terms used here, I pulled from my own military service in the Air Force. If your unit does or did it differently, feel free to comment below and let us know how your branch uses your own special version of the English language.

Branches of the Military

Hooah, Hooya, Oorah, Hoorah: Okay, every branch does this a little different. These are the battle cries of the different services. Hooah is usually the Army, but the Air Force sort of borrowed it since they often work with the Army. I’ve had some Navy guys tell me that they use Hooya, but it is unclear if that was just their unit or if that is Navy wide. The Marines use Oorah, and we let them do so.

Wing Nut: In an Air Force unit, there is usually one guy who is, shall we say, slower than everyone else. Maybe he doesn’t have his equipment ready or his uniform looks awful. Perhaps he just doesn’t know what is going on all the time. Wing Nut is a conglomeration of two words, a Wing is a level on the Air Force Structure, a squadron is smaller than a wing, a flight is smaller than a squadron, and so on. The term “nut” is self-explanatory I think. Every Wing I’ve served with seems to have a Wing Nut. If you don’t know who the Wing Nut is, it’s probably you.

Military Exercise

While hanging out with the Army, I learned a few important lessons. Apparently, a backpack is a rucksack, duct tape is 100-mph tape, and a gun is a weapon, not a gun. I also learned that some Army folks will do things the hard way, just because it is the hard way.

Rank and File: When it comes to rank, obviously every branch is a little different. In the Army and Air Force, enlisted personnel often refer to a 2nd Lieutenant as “butter bars,” although rarely to their face. Troops derived this term from their rank insignia resembling two sticks of rich creamery butter. A little higher up in the food chain, Colonels have a nickname for both ranks of Colonel. Service members often refer to Lieutenant Colonels as “Light Colonels” due to the acronym “Lt. Col.” Troops nicknamed Colonels as “Full Bird Colonels” due to their rank insignia depicting an eagle. Obviously, service members do this in an unofficial capacity, as any troop who would refer to a higher ranking officer by anything but his name and rank, or sir, would quickly find himself in a world of hurt.

Military to Civilian: Some military phrases have bled into everyday civilian life as well. The term “the whole nine yards” arguably came from WWII era belt fed machine guns. When a soldier emptied out his weapon on the enemy, he was giving them “the whole nine yards.”

The term “balls to the wall” originated in military aviation. In many planes, designers fitted control sticks with a ball-shaped grip. One such control is the throttle. To get maximum power you push it all the way forward, to the front of the cockpit, or firewall (so-called because it prevents an engine fire from reaching the rest of the plane). Another control is the joystick—pushing it forward sends a plane into a dive. Therefore, literally pushing the balls to the (fire) wall would put a plane into a maximum-speed dive, and figuratively going balls to the wall is doing something all-out, with maximum effort. The phrase is essentially the aeronautical equivalent of the automotive “pedal to the metal.”

There are literally hundreds of military jargon phrases that cross over into the civilian world. Hopefully, if you find yourself chatting with some veterans or sitting in the next Hollywood military movie, you won’t feel quite so FUBAR.